goosestopit:

going back to school more likeimage

leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

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BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

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THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

We had galaxies between us and you still needed space.
Ten Word Poem (via apositivedisaster)
barack obama: do you guys like my shoelaces
barack obama: i stole them from the president

callingatnight:

AND THIS IS MY REACTION

TO EVERYTHING I FEAR

CAUSEIVEBEENGOINGCRAZYIDONTWANNAWASTEANOTHERMINUTE

[SMASHES HAND ON THE TABLE]

…………………HERE